If I were king,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/01/2013 at 21:56 • Filed to: None

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Two chicks at the same time...

Simplify, then add beer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:01

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Totally

PRBot II > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:04

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Cajun Ginger > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:09

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Well all you need is a couple of poly bi women. :) some of us even like cars. :0

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:10

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Aww yeah!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Cajun Ginger 11/01/2013 at 22:10

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Sup

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jagvar 11/01/2013 at 22:11

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GILF

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:16

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Say good night, Gracie.

TheJWT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:18

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That's the first thing that came to mind when people started posting these

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > $kaycog 11/01/2013 at 22:18

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Honesty time, chickens scare the crap out of me. But as babies, they are tolerable.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/01/2013 at 22:25

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SteyrTMP > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 01:20

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Eh, BTDT.

XJDano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 04:58

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and I thought there would be something clever after the jump, like...

Making me sandwiches

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 08:31

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I'm not afraid of chickens, but roosters are a different story. When I was little, one chased me when at my grandma's farm. I can still remember how scared I was.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > $kaycog 11/02/2013 at 09:59

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We had a field trip to a farm when I was little, we were inside the chicken coop. The told everybody to be quiet, so as to not startle them. One girl just started screaming, and all the chickens got up and I got my face scratched up. FUCK YOU CHICKENS!

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/02/2013 at 17:43

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If that happened to me, I'd feel the same about chickens as you do.